fapstar

a person who masterbates so often and well he is considered a pro at FAPPING. he is pornstar status of FAPPING.

chase has been sitting at home all day fapping for 12 hours straight. he is such a FAPSTAR

by fapinabox November 16, 2010

fagster

A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.

Look at that hot chick over there looking bored to tears with her fagster boyfriend.

by BorisSDT August 7, 2011

fagstang

A cheap car made by ford that everyone has. They think they are badass and are going to stand out, but they are just fags. It is mostly a womans car. Also called a "Mustfag"

God damn every other car I see is Fagstang!
I mother fucking cant stand fagstangs ahhhh they are everywhere

by Mike Bivona April 14, 2005

fagstick

a man who acts like a homo sexual or acts very retarded

guy1:u want to hear a joke.
guy2:what is it.
guy1:knock knock.
guy2:(sighs)whos there.
guy1:orange.
guy2:orange who.
guy1:orange u glad i didn't say bannana.
guy2:dude your such a fagstick!

by halo2slayer July 16, 2009

Farse

A word used to describe something no other word can describe. When someone is acting in a very difficult/unnecessary way or out of the ordinary to cause some kind of problem or atmosphere. 'Farseness' can typically be something which someone is doing that causes a difficulty for the majority or extra-ordinary behaviour to try to be annoying

Why are you kicking the ball away for? We are trying to play football, you're farse man.

Or
Dan is farse, he won't take me to Maccies even though he wants to go and we are going the same way.

by M-Papito April 7, 2015

falstalgia

a misguided feeling of nostalgia,
a longing for a past that:
1. really wasn't that great
2. you weren't around for

When I hear music that reminds me of my crappy old school, I can't help getting a feeling of falstalgia

by falstalgic February 20, 2013

Fapsted

Pronounced Fap-Sted, this word is used as a name for a school in which the teachers and/or students are somwhat or utter morons.

Dan: Have you seen Bill's new school? They don't get sex-ed until 9th grade!
Dylan: Yeah, its such a fapsted! Why the hell did his parents put him there?

by Smaster1755 October 18, 2012