fanny pack guy

A guy who wears a fanny pack, that's it.

bender bending rodriguez: what a fine day
fanny pack guy: hello
bender bending rodriguez: what the fuck is that fanny pack guy

by cyb lib January 27, 2024

fanny pack

When your friends mom is packing heat in the back

Damn! Clay your mom's got a nice fanny pack!

by PapaPoirier December 9, 2016

Back of the fanny pack

Something composed or performed quickly and without detailed analysis or research.

Made popular in Danish commodity trading companies by Peter Fedders.

Just a quick back of the fanny pack calculation shows that we are in the money

by majonese December 19, 2019

Gonorrhea Fanny Pack

When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"

"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

by MrCaptainDr April 23, 2024

Fanny Pack

An utterly mindless simpleton.

A Fanny Pack would be funnier than this guy!

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

Prison fanny pack

A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.

Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.

by Greekgod311 February 4, 2020