A phenomenon experienced during rigorous exercise when oversized female genitalia begins slapping uncontrollably, creating an unexpectedly joyous and party like environment.
During a Zumba session at the Womens Guild Centre, the professional Lady caused a Flap House Fandango when the instructor played Cotton Eye Joe.
by Phantom187 June 3, 2023

The desire to murder the creators of the Fandango movie commercials, wasting important time in a person's movie-going experience and wishing they had spent their money somewhere else.
I had a good 20 minutes of commercials at the movies last night, I almost went into a Fandango Commercial Murder Rage.
by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009

(Only possible in Zero G) When partners couple in the center of an open area, grasp fans pointed in opposing directions, turn them on, and let'erspin.
by Super Guatemala Man February 19, 2008

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

A fiddler’s fandango is a fiasco where everyone involved is both at the same time incompetent, but live for the chaos of it all.
by Fiasco2024 January 11, 2024

I see a little silhouette of a man
scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me!
seriously tho when will scaramouche do the fandango?🤔🤔🤔
scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening me!
seriously tho when will scaramouche do the fandango?🤔🤔🤔
by Amstybloom01 November 25, 2022
