Two faced Jackal-Rat

A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!

Two men go into a public bathroom:

Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!

Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.

Man 1: A two faced what?!

Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!

by Jackalratexpert23 July 21, 2011

2 faced

A generally nasty term to describe someone who is nice to a person, perhaps a friend and then gives them abuse without that person knowing. Can often also be known as "back stabbing" Most often done by girls.

Hooker: "Your good at this" ;-)
Jason: "Thanks, it's my first time"

*The next day*

Bob: "So how am I doing?"
Hooker: "Better than the last guy anyway, he was terrible"

*Later that day*
Jason: "Hey Bob, how was that girl i told you about."
Bob: "She was good, said you wer terrible though"
Jason: "What! She's so 2 faced"




Old Woman 1: "Oh your table cloth is so lovely." :-O
Old Woman 2: "Yeah its my grandmothers. :$ family heirloom."

*later*
Old Woman 1: "Did you see old woman 2's table cloth? disgusting."
Old Man: "Yeah.. who even likes old woman 2?"

by McCandyman March 8, 2009

baby faced

Having a youthful-looking face.

That young man is baby faced.

by -Bren July 17, 2007

dog faced pony soldier

(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?

Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.

by $lapaho March 6, 2021

Dog faced pony soldier

Something a moron or idiot says after receiving an unexpected answer to a question

idiot: have you ever been to a caucus?
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"

by iambrandon46 July 13, 2022

cleopatra facial

Cleopatra facial - a sex act whereby a participant will find themself (Cleopatra) being ejaculated on by a large group while wearing gold. The group is so large to the point that Cleopatra has to cover her eyes to avoid semen entering their eyes.

"I heard that at Chad's party, Jessica got Cleopatra facial-ed by the whole football team"

by MuffDiver420 February 7, 2018

facial

when someone cums all over your fuckin face

Trent pulls out his dick and cums all over Abigail's face

by Sarah Trent ya Wack June 17, 2004