Facesitting

When Milena sits on your face and then you eat the p**sy like its birthday cake🤤

Keep facesitting on me your p**sy tastes so good

by Abdil facesitter April 21, 2018

facebitch-slap

A metaphorical bitch-slap to someone with a Facebook wall post or comment.

Wall post: I had two headers in the soccer game today

Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!

by Facepimp October 4, 2011

FaceStalk

To browse Facebook users' profiles constantly without their knowing, especially when they are not your friends and you are judging them as you do it.

Katie: "Hey you wouldn't believe who added me on Facebook, Fre-."
Michelle: "Fred Thomas, I know, and he commented your pictures."
Katie: "Hey, how did you know?"
Michelle: "Oh, I was just FaceStalking last night."

by Matie Chulick July 3, 2009

FaceStorm

When you become a facebook whore, throughout your daily routine you constantly think of new statuses for every activity you do and it usually takes you a good amount of time to come up with a status worthy of being posted.

Holy s**t! That car almost slammed into me! I have to update my FB status... but what should I put? Time to FaceStorm. This could take a while...

by handsoff_banzhaf October 31, 2010

facestalk

When one means to look at another's profile, but winds up spending hours going through the other person's like, pictures, friends, and statuses without realizing it

Greg: So the girl from the party last night friended me.
Ken: Awesome, so did you facestalk her?
Greg: Yeah, but totally by accident. Her pictures were all just so sexy that I couldn't stop.

by rairai97 February 27, 2011

facesitting

When a vagina completely glides acrossed a mans face while wiggling from side to side making it hard for him to breathe for her own plessure.

Sara almost suffocated Nick last night when she was facesitting. He thought she broke his nose.

by Facefuckingwhore November 22, 2017

Facestrated

Facebook frustration. When you are frustrated with facebook for any reason, whether it keeps showing an error, won't let you login, won't upload photos, etc.

"Sorry I haven't been able to post the pictures from your wedding, I've been having a problem uploading any photos onto facebook lately!!!"

"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."

by myownpersonalpseudonym February 10, 2010