Faceplant

When someone makes a ridiculous status update when you've left your computer signed into Facebook.

Dude just came on to his brother via status update! FACEPLANT!

by Hoju ju December 16, 2010

Faceplam

A facepalm made with the back of the hand so it doesn't hurt as much when something doesn't merit a facepalm but is seriously stupid.

*reading the news*:
"Albuquerque’s Channel 13 warns parents that Pedobear is luring children to their doom."
*faceplam*

by cocainecocainecocaine November 5, 2014

faceplant

When a man or woman plants their face between another persons legs.

Yo dude, Johnny faceplanted Maria last night!

by harley_jack81 April 14, 2009

Faceplace

Faceplace a place for a face in the vagina area childrens faces leave the place (vagina) male faces sometimes female faces go to the said place (vagina)

I will be getting some faceplace action on.

by Gi-Jo-Maker September 26, 2021

facehate

a feeling you get after facebook stalking someone and discovering something you do not like about them

Karly was feeling some facehate toward Ashley after discovering pictures of Ashley making out with her boyfriend.

by stina4l June 3, 2010

FACEPLANT

When someone plasters private information about you all over Facebook.

Grandma Faceplant's the fact that you're pregnant WAY before you want anyone to know

by ajpf November 5, 2010

facipulate

When a facilitator of a meeting or process manipulates or uses manipulation tactics during the process to achieve their own agenda rather than acting in an impartial way.

My supervisor completely facipulated our team meeting today when we discussed what goals our team was going to pursue going forward.
I know that the company isn't promoting work from home initiatives, but my plan is to facipulate the employee survey in order to over turn this notion.

by HiDeeBug August 14, 2013