Facestrated

Facebook frustration. When you are frustrated with facebook for any reason, whether it keeps showing an error, won't let you login, won't upload photos, etc.

"Sorry I haven't been able to post the pictures from your wedding, I've been having a problem uploading any photos onto facebook lately!!!"

"Oh, sounds like someone's a little facestrated."

by myownpersonalpseudonym February 10, 2010

Facestool

I man that loves women to sit there pussy and butthole directly onto his face.

Jim has been the facestool of the office since now the women know about his skills

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

fachist

A word an illiterate fuck uses because he doesn’t know how to spell “fascist”

He called me a fachist while hailing his leader for imperialist tendencies

by Salam420 April 13, 2022

Aleks is a Facist

Discord Mods, generally named Aleks, who are Facist

Aleks is a Facist, lets demoot him

by gutz00 September 10, 2020

Facistbook

Facistbook is the newly coined street name for facebook .
The name change reflects the fact that facebook caved to the federal government by granting

unfettered access and content control to the feds after having been caught manipulating major election

altering data in the U.S. as well as other countries.
With this transition goes all of the facebook users privacy and their past transcriptions are now wide open
for the federal goverment to use as it pleases. DJB.

Hey ! lets all close our facistbook accounts ASAP because uncle sam is watching everything on there now !

by Zuck Markelburg May 15, 2018

facesterbating

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011

Facestruction

To have your face completely reconstructed or deconstrusted.
Can be used in any tense.

1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.

by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013