facebroke

When your significant other ends your relationship on facebook, whether permanent or temporarily.

David facebroke with me yesterday, but today we are back together.

David facebroked me yesterday because we had a fight.

by tlonger October 7, 2009

Facetroll

1. Like a forum troll, except more likely to have a face, and supposed friends.

2. The single most loathed person on your facebook friends list, whom you can't even bring yourself to approach casually.

1. Dorian you shouldn't be feeding that facetroll with sympathetic remarks... SEE!!? You're just staring at me now. It might come to our bedroom window at 4am.

2. Never feed a facetroll. I can't impress this enough. If you have a bitter taste about it, then you'd best walk away.

by Tweakinglynoble September 12, 2010

Facerot

When you have been on Facebook for such a long time that your entire body begins to turn to mush.

Mitch: I just checked my facebook on my phone while looking at my my profile page on my computer... somethings wrong here

Joe: Sounds like a case of Facerot to me

by AliceBobCarol August 5, 2011

Facecrook

Poser, and often many two faced people.

Did you see facecrook acting like them?

by Arthrodesis August 20, 2011

facebrooke

when one person on their own can spread information just like a Facebook post.

that kid has a bad case is of facebrooke

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

facebrooke

when one person on their own can spread information just like a Facebook post.

that kid has a bad case is of facebrooke

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

facefood

A place where coffee and your heart meet

Girl, Facefood's coffee is the best!

by mxlinzt March 12, 2019