Facebutt

The act of sitting on your butt all day on Facebook.

Get off your Facebutt and clean your room!

by WRbobcat July 19, 2011

facebukakke

An alternate, insulting name for the service known as Facebook, referring to the large amount of "mess" you will get into when you join.

"I can't believe you signed up for Facebukakke. Good luck getting that crap off your face."

by chenglan March 25, 2008

facebomb

The act of leaving wall posts on someone's facebook page when they forgot to log out of their account while you pretend to be them.

"I facebombed my sister so bad the other day. I posted that her older sister (me) was the coolest person she had ever met and that everyone wanted to be like her."

by Sub1ime January 19, 2010

FaceJumping

When a person is on facebook and looks at mutual friend and skips back and forth between different mutual friends looking at info,picture,ect.

Person 1: What were you doing on facebook yesterday?
Person 2: I was facejumping yesterday and I found this hot chick.
Person 1: do you know her?
Person 2: No but my cousin does ;)

by R.I.4Ever September 6, 2010

facemum

A non-blood-relative listed as your mother in your facebook profile. (See also, facefamily)

Stan: Dude, that's not your mum! I've met her!
Eric: Lol, nah that's just my facemum.

by A J Dinny November 25, 2010

Facedumpster

Facedumpster: a person who stalks another friend on facebook by commenting repeatedly on there status or comment wall posts.

Guy: i just got some new combat boots, awsome!
Facedumpster: "I agree only cuz guys in combat boots are uber attractive... Lol for me"

by davestj July 7, 2011

Facedump

The action of Facebooking while taking a dump.

Use my phone at your own risk. I used it to Facedump earlier.

by thesen8r September 2, 2012