facebookintervention

Intervention designed to make the addicted person to understand life exist outside of face book.By using a professional facilitator with real friends and family who love and want their face bookie to come home to reality

I love Patti so much I had to have this facebookintervention to make her understand we are all sick of her stupid post,and to come back to us her husband and dogs Gus and Rufus.

by ceabel July 7, 2012

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facebookin'

1) the act of snoopin through friends (or non friends) profiles in search of something to mingle about.
2) usually linked to excessive boredom or obsessive culpulsore.
3) Most likeley done by the (13-18) age range
4) A term mostly used when talkin online; rareley said in in person

Online Example
Josh: Hey man, whats up
Jon: Not much dude, just doin some facebookin'
Josh: Oh word, cool you find anything interesting?
Jon: yah man, did you know that Henry and Margo broke up today?

by Emile Goldstein February 12, 2009

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FACEBOOKER

ONE WHO SPENDS OVER HALF OF THEIR DAY ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB.

MY PURCHASING AGENT IS A FACEBOOKER.

by RICKOLO October 14, 2011

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Facebooking

To hang out in front of the computer waiting for notifications; to be bored in front of the computer; to avoid work; procrastinate.

"Hey, what are you doing today?"
"Facebooking! Shut the fuck up!"

by D.A.Y. December 20, 2007

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Facebloke

One who is constantly on, and annoying people while using facebook.

This facebloke Cody, constantly posts stupid stories on my wall.
The only thing more annoying than Gilbert Goadfrey's voice is a facebloke.
Once a facebloke, always a facebloke

by Elliot R January 3, 2008

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