W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck)

An individual who is so worthless/incompetent/lazy that it would've been more productive for offspring's parents to not have even had sex in the first place. (IE genetic material used to concieve this person was wasted)

After years of trying to convince himself that he was not a W.O.F., Tim finally gave in and shot himself.

by Q-tip motha June 13, 2004

U.F.O

1.Unidentified flying object. The term is used to when relating to "Alien ships" or "Flying saucers"

2.Can also be used to relate to actual unidentified flying objects such as an enemy aircraft. Although not knowing exactly what it is.

3. Term used by rednecks to define aliens.

1. Hey brandien! Lookie' wats' I foun'ded' Dun here in de' durt'! I dun founded me a yoo ef oh!

2. Mr president. There has been another sighting of a U.F.O Immediete action will take place.

by Refoops December 28, 2005

F.O.R.D.

Fucker Only Runs Downhill

I got a ford, let me guess that fucker only runs downhill

by Missy December 5, 2003

H.O.F.A.R.

hard on for a reason

Damn that bitch is given me a hofar

by Anonymous December 5, 2002

S.O.F.A.

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.

I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.

by The Commodore October 17, 2008

J.A.F.O

Acronym

JAFO

1. (Military slang) just another fucking observer.

"Hey J.A.F.O. Why don't you go find where the enemies location is."

by Archidamus December 16, 2009

R.O.F.L

Rolling On Floor Laughing....

Timmy069: Hey....
Robert420360: What...
Timmy: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he would wear a skirt and act like a girl bunny???
Robert420360: .....NO!!
Robert420360: R.O.F.L.!!!!!!!!!!

by Toopy February 17, 2006