Everett Door Stop

Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.

Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.

by BoredRD June 13, 2013

Everett ott

Best person to ever live. Best at everything. The hottest person to ever live.

Everett ott is the best thing ever made

by Everett ott October 20, 2016

Everett's little brother

Harrison

Everett's little brother is Harrison

by Preston@heyguys April 26, 2019

everett the dog

The sweetest and cutest pup you'll ever meet he is energetic and awsome.

Dog 1: Who's that hottie over there

Dog 2: Oh it's Everett the dog

by loaf the loafster March 22, 2020

everett, alice, zanna and beth

these r the best friends anyone could ask for and i love them so much <3 (obviously others but these fairy cats are the loml „platonically„

everett, alice, zanna and beth are really hot !!

by your nan <3 September 8, 2021

Everett Arden

Someone who’s penis sticks straight out all of the time and claims to not be aroused.

Wow look at Everett Arden over there, his penis is two inches hard.

by Creamoligma February 23, 2022

Everett Oden

The best guy ever with the prettiest girlfriend ever

mommy its me everett oden

by everettamongus April 12, 2022