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Get the Flesh Envelope mug.Another more innocent, term for "bitch", or "a bitch" originates from French culture. Can be used in all the same forms "bitch" can.
That TV is Fruityenvelopin'! Quit being such a fruity envelope and get in the car! I see you've got a new pet; what a lovely little Fruity Envelope.
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Get the Fruity Envelope mug.A fictional place in the back of our minds that houses every little stupid mistake our unique self has to offer. This could range from simply mispelling a word, to crashing your car into a brick wall. Specifically, this word refers to mistakes that are in your future.
1. Person 1:
"Did that hurt?"
Person 2:
"Not really. I'm sure I've got worse things in the idiot-envelope!"
2. "Now he's just pulling wildcards from his idiot-envelope."
"Did that hurt?"
Person 2:
"Not really. I'm sure I've got worse things in the idiot-envelope!"
2. "Now he's just pulling wildcards from his idiot-envelope."
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"If I don't get this tax return done today, my head won't be clear enough to finish Ulysses. Time for a Brown Envelope Day." --James Joyce, Trieste, 1921.
by jim0203 April 4, 2010
Get the Brown Envelope Day mug.The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
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