emoetry

Those shitty poems emo pricks write about how much their life sucks, even though it really doesnt.

the knife cuts,
the world darkens,
and i cry alone,
cuz my 2 week girlfriend
left me.

by Luin February 4, 2005

emoid

A person or persons that stereotypically fall into the category of being a emo kid

yo home boy, look at that emoid over there with his girly black fringe, lets bust a cap in his ass.

by Dom November 12, 2004

EmoDickAss

Emotionless Dick Ass or EmoDickAss for short in an emotionless human being that treats people, especially girlfriends, with disrespect. The lack of emotion of this person makes their personality seem a bit narcissistic; therefore, can also be called either a Dick or an Ass.

I am so glad I am free of that EmoDickAss, Mark!

by RandomGirl1 October 4, 2013

Emoetry

Combination of the words emo and poetry and used in online slang talk where saying "emo poetry" is too much of a mouthful.

"Dude, you write depressing emoetry!"

"That's some fucking dark emoetry you made!"

by Enraltay November 10, 2009

emotedious

Someone so wrapped up in the emo scene that they can tediously explain all the different variations of emo. Claims to know what is emo and what is not. Imposes this view on others. Someone that loves to label and loves being labeled "emo". Which begs to question once someone finds a label to sum up all your attributes and you proudly wear that label, aren't you then just a douche?

Guy1: "So my friend is all Emo now. He keeps pestering me that fans of some band are not really emo and those that wear some band's t-shirt are not emo and then started rambling about mall emos and poser emos"
Guy2: "Sounds emotedious"
Guy1: "My answer to him was who gives a flying fuck?"

by Sceadu October 28, 2006

embedious

Relates to feverish activity associated with the promotion of the sport of Rugby League across City of Melbourne which traditionally has focused on the less mentally demanding and somewhat boring football code of aussie rules.

We applied and embedious approach to promoting the Dragons and soon the whole city was singing St George St George

by Slippery Albert September 20, 2006

emued

When a person younger and/or shorter than you harasses you (verbally, sexually, painfully, etc.).

OMG! Spencer just emued Luke! And right in the balls too!!!

by ShawnTheNinja October 24, 2007