Eggemando

Eggemando is literal god and genius.

Eggemando: Watch me spin around 360 quick scope or something
Peasant: Thats mando!

by Eggeman December 10, 2018

Eggears

eggears: An idividual who lacks decent hygeine and has an acumlatory amount of residue within their ear canal

He never cleans himself properly, he has eggears.

by DanMel May 16, 2007

eggyman

When your mate is acting like an idiot and you want to insult him but don't wanna go too hard on him.

"Oi Jerry, Tim was such an eggyman yesterday, I don't know what was going on..." - Ben
"Yeah, he was acting so stupid, what was he thinking." - Jerry

by Mr. Eggboi September 15, 2017

EggmanB

he does the gay gatcha studio video on youtube and likes to force memes

Person 1: yo have u seen EggmanB new video
Person 2: lol yeah the meme at the end was super forced and gatcha studio suck
EggmanB: ok im muting u

by anonymous October 6, 2018

Eggmatic

Something ridiculous and of poor quality.

His ideas on education are totally eggmatic!

by Aunt Hetty February 21, 2019

eggmatt

Eggmatt or eggmatt memes are photoshopped pictures of Matt Bellamy (leadsinger of Muse) which make him look like an egg.

The creator of the original meme is unknown.

Person 1: "Oh damn, I saw something really funny yesterday. It was a picture of Matt Bellamy, but be was bald and he looked like an egg!"

Person 2: "I also saw that picture on my timeline . You even retweeted it, it was an eggmatt meme."

Person 1: "Eggmatt?"

Person 2: "Yes, the memes are called eggmatt memes. @MUSE_EGGS, @MuseDistorted and @bweakthesimulation post a lot of these memes! You have to check them out."

Person 1: "Okay man, whatever you say."

by bweakthesimulation July 9, 2019

Eggman

The god of piss
To piss on someone

I will eggman all over you.

by Uuwfortnite April 1, 2020