Everton

A mediocre football club in Liverpool. Not as good as Liverpool but not as hated too.
Everton got thrashed 6-1 at home by a weakened Arsenal team on the opening day of the 2009/10 season.

"Everton are 3 nil down at half time and Fabregas hasn't even scored yet"

Sky sports commentary

by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009

evert

A small or petite man, usually homosexual, who would like to think that they are the center of attention and the star. These people usually wind up becoming hobos.

evert ezel siam, humberto, ugly youtuber

by thejak November 10, 2009

evertonian

A terrible abomination of a scouser. Supports the bluenosed everscum.

The muppet evertonian actually thought his team was not going to be relegated under their inbred manc leader phil "I bring the flies in" neville.

by David the Red July 20, 2008

Everton

1.) "El Small Club, No?"
2.) Football Team From Liverpool, who call themselves the people's club but are planning on moving away from Liverpool to Tesco in Kirby.
3.) "Liverpool peoples club", and they're not called liverpool...
4.) They don't care what the red shite say. Of course, thats why they wrote a song about it.

1.) Kopite: "Were in the Champions League!"
Blue Shite: "UEFA cupps betta larr"

2.) Kopite: Eee Mate you got beat 2-1 by Runcorn linnets!
Evertonian: GERRARD'S BABY'S NORREVENIS

by Jord Wilson October 17, 2008

Evertonian

Poisonous scouse basteads

An Evertonian

by champ April 8, 2003

Evertonian

Deluded.. believes his team will one day win something. Bitter and twisted. Often goes from blue to green when he sees his more successful neighbours, the famous Liverpool FC, collecting trophies.

eg he is a lifelong Evertonian. He is bitter and scowly.

by Five times April 19, 2006

ervert

A perverted word that originated from a gay guy named Erv.

Erv! Stop being an ervert!

by artie March 5, 2004