champ's definitions

jump of the tiger

This is a manoeuvre where a girl is lying face down on a bed, naked, with a ceiling fan above. A naked man is hanging from the said ceiling fan while it is on.

The fan must rotate at least 3 times and then the man must let go such that he lands on top of the woman with his dick rapidly penetrating her poo chute on landing.

In South America, a certain family is famous for pioneering the sexual techniuqe known as "jump of the tiger".

by Champ September 21, 2003

Cadbury Lane

The anal passage. As faeces are generally brown (like Cadbury chocolate), this term allows one to make reference to the rectum in a somewhat polite way.

A homosexuals favourtime pastime is to take a nice stroll down Cadbury Lane.

by Champ August 27, 2003

soltani

former champion; man who doesn´t understand that his time is over; born looser

Guy who was playing table soccer quite good when he was younger and still tries but is always loosing

by Champ August 5, 2003

poo chute

Anal sphincter. Where faeces exit the body.

Poofs take a cock up their poo chute.

by Champ February 9, 2002

chocolate freeway

The bowel. Specifically with reference to sodomy.

A homosexual enjoys a ride down the "chocolate freeway".

by Champ February 10, 2002

scour

In reference to Jim's persistant tracking of Neil Young.

"Jim scoured the earth looking for Young Neil."

by Champ September 16, 2003

fuck fest

A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.

Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!

by Champ February 21, 2002