champ's definitions

rice rocket

A vehicle driven that is generally not meant to go fast, yet has the apperance of being a race-like car. A driver of a rice-rocket is a rice boy.

Why do people do up fucking Honda Civics and make them "look" sporty when they are girls cars. I hate those crappy "rice rockets".

by Champ February 25, 2002

jump of the tiger

This is a manoeuvre where a girl is lying face down on a bed, naked, with a ceiling fan above. A naked man is hanging from the said ceiling fan while it is on.

The fan must rotate at least 3 times and then the man must let go such that he lands on top of the woman with his dick rapidly penetrating her poo chute on landing.

In South America, a certain family is famous for pioneering the sexual techniuqe known as "jump of the tiger".

by Champ September 21, 2003

poo chute

Anal sphincter. Where faeces exit the body.

Poofs take a cock up their poo chute.

by Champ February 9, 2002

chocolate freeway

The bowel. Specifically with reference to sodomy.

A homosexual enjoys a ride down the "chocolate freeway".

by Champ February 10, 2002

fuck fest

A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.

Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!

by Champ February 21, 2002

soltani

former champion; man who doesn´t understand that his time is over; born looser

Guy who was playing table soccer quite good when he was younger and still tries but is always loosing

by Champ August 5, 2003

water sports

Sexual activity in which urine is involved. The presence of urine is generally considered erotic for those indulging in the urine related activities.

What I wouldn't give for some hot chick to take a piss on me right now. I am a total 'water sports' freak.

by Champ April 8, 2002