Edison NJ

A place in North Jersey where it takes you back to India. Edison has bunch of indian shops lined up together and its the haven for all indian immigrants whose trying to get away from the hussle and bussle of the curry munching country, btw it smells like curry here in Edison in every corner. Its like 50 mins away from nyc but the ppl here are so stuck ups that they act like theyre from new york. Don’t buy anything from here cause you finna be scammed.

Mom: Hey beta we are going saree shopping in Edison.

The kid: Nooo not again we went for the fourth time this month!

Mom: shut up, chup chap, get in the car!

Just go to Edison NJ to witness and soak it all in. 🛺

by AmericanBornConfusedDesi May 9, 2023

Edisoning

A continual streak of invention or innovation. Named after the great American Inventor Thomas Edison who invented over a thousand things including motion pictures and the phonograph.

"Riaz is Edisoning right now. He just invented three new cocktails and coined a new killer word Pocket Muffin.

by Fatrazmo November 27, 2013

Edison high school

A high school in Fresno CA which says they're super diverse but in reality everyone just divides into different groups by ethnicity. There are tons of AP classes and some of the teachers are decent but others r super strict or r just terrible at teaching. If it wasn't divided enough, everyone is also split by popularity. This sucks for nerds who either group together in huge nerd areas or stand alone because no one cares about them. There is no real community because you may have someone in your class next to u and never know their name cuz everyone has a strong stranger mentality and doesn't want to mingle. Everyone is so afraid to talk to each other that no one really knows each other especially if they're a nerd. If you can't relate to anyone you're destined for depression like all those lonely kids standing around who no one bothers to talk to. It's also super ghetto with a bunch of loud annoying Mexicans and blacks who make up most of the school. There's some spirited ppl too who try their best but there is no spirit unity becuz of said stranger mentality. Other groups include hipster weirdos with skateboards and dyed hair, chatty white girls, peppy blacks, Mexican hoes and fboys, Asian volleyball ppl, and and black ppl who just rap or start fights. The school staff Ian pretty mean too but it's probably cuz they've been dealing with teenage shite for years

Guy 1: I go to Edison high school!
Girl: that place Has too many hoes and I hear it's dangerous
Guy1: that's not true!
*guy gets drive by shot seconds later

by Zoltangrundy September 19, 2017

Edison

A man of Albanian descent. Edison's are usually characterized by their incredible ability to steal stealthily and swiftly. They also tend to hang around suburban areas and can be seen from afar because of their stylistic choices: For example, they tend to wear two colors and only two, black and white. They also have a weird mood and sense of humor, as both can change drastically in the matter of minutes or even seconds.

Man: Where's my wallet?! It must've gotten stolen!
Man 2: Probably was a Edison.

by Billx-1 December 3, 2021

Edison

A town in New Jersey where the population is widely diverse. Asians take the majority of the population(approximately 53%) exceeding the number of Caucasian and African- Americans families in the town. Proudly known for their over-achieving schools, John P. Stevens High School and Edison High School.

#1: Hey where do you live?
#2: I live in Edison
#1: They have mad brown people

by BrownAllstar July 16, 2006

Richard Edson

American actor and musican commonly remembered as the parking garage attendant in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". He was also the very first drummer for the band Sonic Youth.

"You guys have nothing to worry about. I'm a profesional" -Richard Edson's character in Ferris Bueller.

by 1-2 crush on you December 28, 2007

Edison

Attempting to flirt but failing like crazy

Hey stop trying to flirt like edison

by JLAI April 17, 2018