Ed

Egg Donor. A term divorced men use to describe their manipulative and pathetic ex-wives who provided them with a child and shortly after filed for divorce. AKA "Wilbur" "Permanent Nanny" "Leach"

Ed wants me to have the kids this weekend, but I don't want to disrupt the plans I have with my new girlfriend.

by kramerVSkramer February 03, 2011

Ede

You’re so fucking aggressive dude. You’re really nice but you probably killed like a bunch of dudes just cause you had a little mood swing. I love your eyes. Puncs will hunt you down. Probably spends weekend in Beauty parlour or some shit

Wtf that Dude is do aggressive. Oh nvm That’s Just Edem

by Sss2121 June 12, 2018

ED

explosive diareha. this is a result after a large meal of beans and ex-lax

Amy was in need of a new toilet because of her bad case of ED. She blames on her mother-in-law's cooking.

by XD_noway January 18, 2009

ed

A term used to refer to a retard or a group of retards. In the literal sense, it is used to describe the mentally disabled (aka the special ed students in high school and middle school, hence the term ed). Apart from the literal sense, it could also be used to describe anyone who is dumb, any dumb action or a dumb person constantly doing dumb things

1) I don't care if it makes me sound like an asshole. The eds creep me out

2) Fool thinks El Salvador is a part of Mexico. That dudes a fucking ed.

3) Busting a beer run w/ a cop right outside the store is pretty ed

4) So the ed got a arrested again

by Fuzzy[BNS] February 04, 2008

a-ed

When you type a simple word into the Google search bar but come up with a definition full of complicated words that you have to look up.

Guy 1: Dude, I looked up the definition of said, and it included the word participle!
Guy 2: Ooooh, Google just a-ed you!
Guy 1: (sigh).

by DaPwettyPwincess September 02, 2018

EDs what EDs

Slang for: It is what it is

People who resort to humor in unpleasant or inconvenient situations usually respond with this.

Or

Used by people who are very calm or chilled about situations whereas other people would normally freak out or overreact.

John: "Hey dude, heard your ex smashed you car window."

Greg: "EDs what EDs fam, EDs what EDs."

by Mightyton April 17, 2020

ED

Erroneous Diarrhea- When you get diarrhea and you have no idea where it came from.

-Dude, I just had some serious Diarrhea
-What was it from?
- No clue, just some ED

by jgreenerhickey March 08, 2010