fool's errand

Sent to or set out on a task which ultimately has no purpose or likelihood of success.
Discovering as much.

"Damn, we drove all the way to Jackies place only to find she'd gone down to ours!"

by Container October 12, 2003

chav earring

well, a chavs earring rests on the shoulders of the chav, a large hoop is generally well accepted, it has to be fake gold usually bought from the local jewellers shop which most items appear to be stolen in the first place and of gd girth

you could train a dolphin thru those luv

cor boy, those earrings r mustard

by dan May 2, 2004

earread

earread (v.) To read or listen to an audio book.

Sometimes I earread books on CD during my drive to work. I earread the last Harry Potter novel and it is still on my iPod.

by KateKintail March 31, 2009

errands

A term used to tell your buddies what's goin down, without telling them the entire story, which will be described in detail at a later date.

"Hey Garrett, where did you run off to before class today? You were like 30 minutes late and the teacher got pissed...."

"I just had to run some errands"

"I see.....i hope you made sure that cute clerk at Vons properly bag your polish sausage"

by cali_blake December 31, 2007

Eargasm

1. Similar to an orgasm, but it happens to your ear and happens when you're listening to music that should have its own holiday and maybe even a sex position.

2. That indescribable feeling that sends chills throughout your body when you come across a song that makes you want to make babies.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Holy shit what happened Tom?"
"I just had an eargasm while listening to this song"
"Let me listen....AAHHH HOLY SHIT EARGAAAASM!!!!"

by DailyDose October 13, 2009

Earrap

A music genre; where Ear rape and Rap combined, typically very loud and strong lyrics.

Artist known for making Earrap is XXXTENTACION and Ski Mask

Bro, we are so much going to blast out Earrap

by JohnQuinton April 21, 2018

Earnalism

Coined by the Web site Earnalism.com. Earnalism is the concept of things that surround the practice of journalism. From salaries of media members, journalists depicted in movies, television, and general popular culture, and essentially the lifestyle of a journalist.

An Earnalist is someone who studies and/or practices the concepts of Earnalism.

He's really taken up the Earnalism lifestyle now, huh?

by jimbod23 March 28, 2008