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earmark

Euphemism for "bribe"

A viral mechanism for getting political whores to vote for bad policy, which they would have wisely rejected, by making it even worse.

Generally, a corrupting policy of political enticements to manipulate the legislature into self-serving, palm-greasing, government expansion and treasury looting.
Wow, Ted! Did you see that stupid bill they are trying to pass? No way I'm gonna vote for that thing. It could destroy us. Unless, of course, I can get some serious pork of my own in there. An earmark or two. Then, who cares!! Free money!!!

There are over 8,000 earmarks in the "Stimulus" Bill.
by PhillySteve April 22, 2009
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earworm

A song that won't go away, and gets stuck in your head. Makes you want to tear your ears out; unfortunately, deafness can't cure it because it's in there for good.
Oh, I don't know... "Seasons in the Sun", "Muskrat Love", "Lovefool"...
by Brian X October 20, 2003
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earios

For breakfast, Mike Tyson grabs a bowl of Earios to start his day.
by James Lowe December 12, 2008
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Earmuffs

Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.
Dad: You werent saying that last night when I was...

Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!

Dad: Earmuffs!

**children cover ears**

Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.
by justasillylilgirl March 18, 2009
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eamo

An eamo is an act that involves cunning and deception, but this is only discovered after the act has produced the desired results.

Note: An eamo does not involve outright lying, rather it is very careful and selective manipulation of the truth to produce a false perception.
He pulled an eamo to get the loan, and after the contract was signed, he laughed in the bank managers face about it.
by Mao Enn May 19, 2008
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earbomb

To intentionally get a song stuck in another person's head.
By merely humming the tune to 'Borderline', I totally earbombed Kevin. He couldn't think of any other song all day!
by Mrchowwow August 23, 2015
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eartoe

Fashiom show man with the nest beard in the world
Dark: Hey eartoe
Eartoe: BOW TO THE BEARD
by DarkHatesSimps September 27, 2020
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