dumplestein

Specifically, a short white woman who’s eyes are bigger then her tolerance for alcohol when it comes to drinking on a Friday night. Better term then “white girl wasted”.

“Hey dumplestein, let’s go take some shots!”
“Natasha is such a dumplestein!”

by bkbabyyy February 26, 2022

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Company Dumpty

To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.

Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".

Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.

Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.

by T Yo February 23, 2009

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The best Asian midget hooker in all of Chula Vista. She loves to smoke meth with bald white men in shitty motels.
If your lookin for a good time and a wild story to tell your friends, definitely hit up little dumpling.

Josh - ay bro did I tell you that one time I met little dumpling?
Big Wes - yeah dude didn’t you guys rail an 8 ball of meth or something?

by cambodia May 14, 2019

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Donald Dumpy

A orange cheese ball with a wig who went 4 president
UwU he loves lasagna :3 :3 :3

Look at that ugly orange thing, it must be a Donald Dumpy supporter

by sammyturgeon November 6, 2019

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Trumpty Dumpty

Someone (most commonly an idiot) that is so blatantly ignorant to reality that they believe every lie that comes out of the president's mouth as to be truth! So bad you think they fell off a wall and cracked their head open!

Mike - yo man look at that trumpty Dumpty!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

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