by MonsantoWand December 12, 2013
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Minna- Hey, so are any of your characters ACTUALLY gay?
John- My character Donald is gay!
Minna- Yeah, but there's no indication in your book that he is, no hints, no mentions. Let me guess, he's Dumbledore gay.
John- My character Donald is gay!
Minna- Yeah, but there's no indication in your book that he is, no hints, no mentions. Let me guess, he's Dumbledore gay.
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by veronicalovin September 3, 2009
Get the Dumbledore mug.The "Gay" Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Recently came out of the closet at a press conference held by J.K. Rowling. Rowling hinted at this notion by saying Dumbledore had a man crush on Gellert Grindelwald. Grindelwald met his demise at the hands of his gay lover, Dumbledore.
You know how I know you're Dumbledore?
- You listen to Coldplay!
Mommy I saw Daddy kissing another man, does that mean he's Dumbledore?
That mesh shirt you're wearing right now makes you look super Dumbledore.
Dude look at that gay male cheerleader. "You're queer Mr. Cheerleader Man you." "Come on now, thats potically incorrect, he's Dumbledore!"
- You listen to Coldplay!
Mommy I saw Daddy kissing another man, does that mean he's Dumbledore?
That mesh shirt you're wearing right now makes you look super Dumbledore.
Dude look at that gay male cheerleader. "You're queer Mr. Cheerleader Man you." "Come on now, thats potically incorrect, he's Dumbledore!"
by Fuckin' Queers November 8, 2007
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by Two Pints of Lager & a handle April 23, 2018
Get the Dumbledore mug.by joey, joe d, richlee, and justin November 9, 2007
Get the dumbledore mug.Dumbledore Protection is a very good and useful system created by two intelligent girls. Dumbledore Protection has nothing to do with Harry Potter, not usually, anyways.
Dumbledore Protection (D.P) is a system that is used quite simply. If you want to do something that you may find difficult (ie. talk to your crush), you can say "I will talk to (crushes name) tomorrow. DUMBLEDORE PROTECTION." The moment that the phrase passes your lips it means YOU MUST do that deed or very very bad things will happen (bad luck for 10 years, or other unfortunate events)
There is only a few exceptions where these unfortunate events will not happen, like if your crush isn't at school the day you promised Dumbledore to talk to him. This is okay because it is not your fault, the only thing is you MUST talk to him the next day, or whenever it is that you next see him.
D.P works. It is beautiful.
Dumbledore Protection (D.P) is a system that is used quite simply. If you want to do something that you may find difficult (ie. talk to your crush), you can say "I will talk to (crushes name) tomorrow. DUMBLEDORE PROTECTION." The moment that the phrase passes your lips it means YOU MUST do that deed or very very bad things will happen (bad luck for 10 years, or other unfortunate events)
There is only a few exceptions where these unfortunate events will not happen, like if your crush isn't at school the day you promised Dumbledore to talk to him. This is okay because it is not your fault, the only thing is you MUST talk to him the next day, or whenever it is that you next see him.
D.P works. It is beautiful.
"I'm going to ask him out on friday, Dumbledore protection! Nothing I can say will disregard this, because I just swore to Dumbledore that I will do it."
by LILDGAL April 2, 2009
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