reversal body dismorphic disorder

This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or 1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a minger, swap donkey, bush pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the 18 Big Macs and 10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder

"Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"

"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"

by Jon Dawson March 29, 2007

dtsof

Down to suck or fuck

That girl is good to go. She is DTSOF fo sho!

by AmericanDonk May 23, 2018

Desmos Poleezos

Desmos Poleezos is the sexiest man alive. When you look at him, he's a piece of art. breath taking.

Person 1: Omg who is that handsome man?
Person 2: Thats Desmos Poleezos, the sexiest man alive.
Person 1: Wow hes making my banana hard.
Person 2: I feel the same way

by Shrexysri January 27, 2020

DTVMOL

Dying This Very Moment Of Laughter

*funny video sent to messages from friend*

You- *laughing emoji* DTVMOL

by rosaluaih January 15, 2021

norma desmond

Norma Desmond is a character from the 1950 classic noir film Sunset Boulevard directed by Billy Wilder.

Some quotes:
"No one leaves a star. That's what makes one a star."

"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!"

"There once was a time in this business when I had the eyes of the whole world! But that wasn't good enough for them, oh no! They had to have the ears of the whole world too. So they opened their big mouths and out came talk. Talk! TALK!"

"The stars are ageless, aren't they?"

I named my cat Norma, like Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard.

by CoasterDisks March 6, 2023

Blonde-dysmorphia

When you have blonde hair but still think you are a brunette. Forever thinking you are not blonde enough.

I just had my highlights done but my

blonde-dysmorphia thinks I'm still dark.

by Rhenium after dark March 31, 2023

desmother

'desmadre'' for pochos or mexican-american people.

We made a desmother here!

by Alons June 6, 2012