D.P. Drought

The feeling that one gets the morning after eating D.P. Dough directly before bed, synonymous with a desert in one's mouth.

"I knew i shouldn't have eaten D.P. Dough before bed. I got the fuckin D.P. Drought again... Fuck!"

by xbiggyxshortyx January 2, 2010

pussy drought

When either sex ain't getting play! The duration between the last time you got "pie" all over your face or when you played "Hide The Sausage" until the next time.

Dan: "What's wrong, Stan?"
Stan: "I'm going through what I think might be withdraw."
Dan: "What do you mean?"
Stan: " This has been the longest pussy drought I've gone through since my college days!"

by stone412 December 29, 2013

Drought-hibernized

When a soil has been deprived of water for a mega-amount of time, it goes into quiescence and becomes what is known as drought-hibernized

"The first rain has arrived and is bunker-bombing itself into the drought-hibernized ground."

by mimbijones April 4, 2023

Throat drought

When your throat hurts so you can’t fit a big old yogurt creation stick in there.

- please don’t stick your cheese factory machine in my swallow grommet- I’ve got throat drought

by Holla11 November 6, 2020

poontang drought

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.

-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?

by the_wolfy March 14, 2014

drought pout

When your mouth is so dry from partying and drinking that your checks suck in causing you to pout. Usually preceded by cotton mouth.

Look at that guys drought pout! He needs some water!

by simon penn aimie quinn January 1, 2009

Death drought

When a form of entertainment known for killing off characters, typically a television show, goes a long period of time without any character deaths.

The Walking Dead has had a serious death drought lately.

by Dead character May 19, 2018