The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.

"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)

by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019

Active Deadbeat

A person who has little to no involvement in the child’s life but yet comes around every once in a while to offer help and guidance.

Teacher: and Timmy How would you describe your father?
Timmy: well teach he an active deadbeat, he here but he’s not here

by HappyDaughter10 June 15, 2021

deadbeat dad

A father, no longer living with his wife/girlfriend and child(ren), who refuses to pay child support.

A deadbeat dad who can't keep a shirt on his kid's back should be shot in the head.

by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003

deadbeat dad

A fucking ass hole point blank .

My Dad , MAYBE your dad , the guy next to you on the highway

by Femme Fatale 007 February 21, 2004

dreadbang

the act of headbanging with dreadlocked hair

I dreadbanged to Dark Tranquillity last night from first track to the last

by volkuris November 7, 2007

Deadbeat dad

Knows his children have no food or money left but takes $600 to blow on a Vegas trip. 32 year old without a clue on how to be a man. Still smokes weed & gets addicted to any substance ever tried. Has no respect for his wife & disrespects the mother of his children in front of the children. Feels so guilty about how poorly he's treated his wife that he tries to assassinate her character. God forbid he ever have to be held accountable for his behavior.

Wife: We have no food or money left & ALL the bills are due
Deadbeat Dad: Here's $100, I'll keep the rest & go to Vegas

by Kileomama July 7, 2017

deadbeat dad

A father who makes a good living and bitches about having to pay $256 dollars a month in child support even though he can afford it but would rather spend all his money on whiskey and pot. A true live asshole.

I wish someone would take my deadbeat dad out in the back and set his head on fire because he is such an asshole.

by YourCloud July 9, 2003