Douche Porn

Douche Porn is a category of legitimate Hollywood film that consists of movies centered around totally bro'd out dudes banging hot chicks, doing large amounts of drugs, making crazy money (usually illegally), and doing so with little to no consequences for large portions of the movie. The term "douche porn" refers to the sexual arousal these films tend to cause among the douchier members of society (particularly 20-something males).

Popular themes for Douche Porn include movies about Wall Street, gambling, and car theft.

Ludwig Von Broski - "Dude, 'The Wolf of Wall Street' was the best movie I've ever seen!"

Joe Normalguy - "I'll bet. It's total 'Douche Porn.' I'm sure it was right up your alley."

Ludwig - "Totally!"

by The Nation of Stankonia March 9, 2014

Bag o' Douche

Women use it to clean their vajayjays

<fat person> anyone who doesn't liek WoW is a Bag o' Douche
<not fat person> NO U!

by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009

Douche Canoe

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.

*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"

by FretWizard February 2, 2014

dosheg

n. (Arabic) A mattress-sized sponge used for sleeping on.

Ay, get the dosheg, my friend sleepin over!

by Gia B. March 19, 2008

douche frames

White framed sunglasses.

Look at this idiot wearing his douche frames inside.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

douchebag credits

when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. Created by comedian Christopher Titus.

Tom Hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make Tom so angry.

by cra0422 December 1, 2015

Douche buds

Another name for Apple air pods.

That jerk walking down the street can’t hear you, he has his douche buds in.

by GoTerps00 June 16, 2018