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dookie time

To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.
Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").

John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"
by Merriam Chubster February 27, 2013
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Damn, Shaniqua, yo breaf stank like dookie.
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