douchemongercake

when someone pulls a cheap move in a game, especially chess.

"god he is such a douchemongercake"
"ahhh what?"
"a douchemongercake"
"ohh i thought you said smoshsmongersmake"
"what the hell is that?"

by zack is a jewish June 5, 2009

douchetosh

someone who has ADD, and starts doing something stupid before he does something useful that you want him to

stop being such a douchetosh

by peard33 June 29, 2010

douchemont

(n) A dirtbag of total douchery. Will Often steal credit for other people's hard work, never on time, calls others dirtbags to deflect their own dirtbagedness. If a Douchemont was in an army, he'd totally fuck his buddies every chance and talk shit behind their backs. Probably takes pills to make them less crazy, but the pills obviously don't work. Enjoys going down dark alleys and sucking off homeless chinese men against their will.

(v) The act of defacating on your disgusting looking, boyish faced wife's lips. After expelling the feces, proceeding to kiss her, open-mouthed, and letting her suck you off, giving yourself "shitty dick." See also "tranny loving sperm guzzling monkey fucking dipshit"

Person A let's a mess accumulate at work, and doesn't appreciate it when other people fix their fuck ups. This makes person A a "douchemont"

by 61n63R June 22, 2011

Douchetorious

Being notorious for being a complete douche.

Justin Bieber is douchetorious for singing like a girl.
"He doesn't seem to know that the reason girls don't go for him is because he's douchetorious for having his greased up spikey hair and popping his collar."

by phantomJezzi September 30, 2011

Douchecorn

A douche of mythical proportions. Someone who has reached an epic and rare level of douchery that they are equivalent to a douche unicorn.

That guy just asked me to flash him then said I was fat when I didn't, what a douchecorn.

by tundrakatiebean June 17, 2013

Douchetosis

A person or being that acts or is like a douche bag. Normally a huge idiot.

"Man Jim seems to have been acting like a douche lately. I think he caught Douchetosis."

by ArcticPhoenix900 May 17, 2014

Douchepower

Like visual horsepower but douchier.

Jimmy: hey man did you see the size of the stacks on Scott's truck? They're huge!

Dale: yeah man! Î bet they add at least 50 douchepower to that Duramax

by btjohnson June 30, 2014