Douchepansy

When you complain about jello being on the bottom of your jello shot cup during the super bowl!

Mike is a douchepansy for whining about his hands getting sticky from jello shot spillage!

by Mikedouche February 3, 2014

Douchenado

Refers to a person (usually male) who is such big a douche bag that they can be considered a Douche Aficionado.

how you doing, douchenado (under your breath)

by Sam Minnella January 6, 2017

Douchewad

Worse than a douchebag. A total asshole who is more vile than an actual physical douche bag (the original douche bag which women use to clean their pussies). So much so that the bag gets wadded up and tossed aside like the shit that's in it.

That douchewad totally ghosted me after I fucked him all night and gave him several BJs.

by BadRaven25 October 2, 2018

Douchepark

The act of parking a vehicle horizontally in two spaces so as to prevent others from parking directly next to you to reduce the risk of having your vehicle dinged or scratched

The real estate agent with the Ferrari always doucheparks in our lot making it harder to find a open space.

by Estateplannerla May 8, 2019

douchepail

A douchepail is some complete and total asshaberdasher who exhibits more douchebaggery than a douchebag, but less than a douchebucket.
The logic here is that a pail is generally smaller than a bucket.

Linda is such a fucking douchepail for stuffing up all of the shitbowls in Dorm C with Scottowels!

by Telephony February 23, 2021

Douchekadush

A good for nothing , lying , thieving , chlamydia having , soon to have aids , passed around for free to homelesss and ugly BURNT bitches. Aka “Hocus Pocus” “HP Sulley” “A.S”

This douchekadush is awfully noticeable.

by Anon172345 May 21, 2023

fuckbag-douchewad

a poor business person who turns everything they touch to a steeming pile of poo.

Todd Long is a fuckbag-douchewad!

by sinergy staff October 18, 2008