douche-lord

The next step in the hierarchy of douche's. There is your regular douche-bag, then there is a souche-lord. Someone who goes above and beyond to be an ass

"I was thinking of giving him another chance when two girls said they hooked-up with him in one night."

"What a douche-lord"

by katwoman007 February 24, 2010

Douchepods

A pair of people who not only act like complete douchebags, but do it simultaneously.

Those douchepods always crash my parties and bring all of their friends

by The crafty cutie March 11, 2009

Douchetard

Contraction. A complete moron who does things that make them out to be more than a douchebag or a retard.

A. "Man, I can't believe he sent you the wrong text message, and it was soooo awful"
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".

by theguruofawesome September 26, 2010

Douschelord

Someone who is such a MAJOR dousche. Also who thinks he or she is cool

What the hell is Douschelord doing here?

by bootbutt1234567 May 26, 2010

Douchelo

A Buffalo (American Bison) that shaves its chest and posts pictures of itself on facebook while taking itself way too seriously.

Bart: Did you see the pelt in Black Jack skinners cabin that had "Bad ass boys like bad ass toys" written on it?
Jethro: Yea, looks like Black Jack skinned another douchelo.

by cubijah November 24, 2009

Doucherdom

The amount of douchery one possesses.

Justin Beiber demonstrated a great level of doucherdom when he spit upon his fans below.

by Racnut September 1, 2013

Doushelord

a cunt bag;doushe-like,seemingly rude to the extreme

Dude,that kid is such a doushelord

by Legit? June 12, 2010