Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"
by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013
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Pompous adolescents easily identified by gaudy apparel, and resounding vulgarity. Most commonly fueled by off brand energy drinks, and high proof grain alcohol distilled in bathtubs. Indigenous (but not exclusive) to the Las Vegas Strip, and Downtown Huntington Beach.
Pompous adolescents easily identified by gaudy apparel, and resounding vulgarity. Most commonly fueled by off brand energy drinks, and high proof grain alcohol distilled in bathtubs. Indigenous (but not exclusive) to the Las Vegas Strip, and Downtown Huntington Beach.
I tend to avoid Las Vegas because of it's overwhelming population of Doucheez. douche douchebag bro Justin Bieber
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by aakasd420 October 15, 2010
Get the doucheletics mug.You see Jim up there on stage playing the cornet? He thinks he's the coolest cat in cat town, but he's a dick to everyone. He doesn't even tip the waiters. He is such a fucking douchecat
by AxeJazz March 24, 2009
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by Shooter667 October 30, 2010
Get the douchebitch mug.A douchebitch is a girl who acts like a douchebag. That girl that you see/know and the first word that comes to mind when you think of her is "douchy". She is like the bitch who is not just a bitch but she actually thinks she is cool and that people like her. Main problem here is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is a complete douche and girls and guys alike find her annoying and hope she doesn't come to parties/outings and annoy people. She is a girl we have to tell people about before they meet her. When they do they are like "oooooh yeah ok that girl! Yup I totally know what you mean!"
Wow, that girl (insert name here) is such a douchebitch. Tonight she actually thought the shit she was saying about other people was funny. She even made a joke about fat people and said racist shit to my (some culture) roommate and thought is was okay. Not to mention the fact that she spent the whole night texting 8 different guys then talked crap about all of them to everyone. She fucked them all already and had three of them come to the party. She also told me we are lucky she came to our party because she is so busy and barely had time yet she drank all our alcohol and stayed all night. She's on the couch with two dudes with her shoes on, passed out with her boobs out. Oh wait no the dudes are leaving now. What a fuckin douchebitch.
by CallItLikeItIs October 4, 2012
Get the Douchebitch mug.Douchebot is a fictional series of robots designed specifically for providing douches to the general public. The latest model design is currently the Douchebot 5000. This model introduced new innovations, such as the Fish-O-Meter, which utilizes sensors specifically for detecting unclean female genitalia.
"Douchebot is ready. Please prepare for service."
"Douchebot is ready. Please prepare for service."
"You hear that Shelly got chased down by a Douchebot?"
"Yeah, man. That's why they be calling her Smelly Shelly! That ho stanks!"
"Yeah, man. That's why they be calling her Smelly Shelly! That ho stanks!"
by Some Kids Call Him Zombie November 9, 2012
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