Douchefag

Not to be associated with douchebag, which it has no resemblence to; douchefag is a means of insulting someone who is isn't fast enough to react or is unknowing of the situation.

Erik: Think fast douchefag!
Cortney Love: Ahhhhhhh
Erik punches her in her dumbass face.

by tha bruce March 31, 2008

douchehalf

(Noun) One who is not a douchewhole; a person who has not attained a state of douchewholeness or its spiritual counterpart, doucheholiness; that is, the state of being merged or one with Almighty Douchegod, whose Wholly Doucheword and only begotten son, Douchechrist is prophecied to return from the Doucheheavens in a Douche-ocolypse of divine Douchejudgment. It says so right here in the pages of this Douchebook.

A: "Honey, where's the Douchebook? I need to say my doucheprayers."
B: "Mm, someone sounds guilty that he was a douchehalf, and didn't go to Douchemass last week."
A: "What a fine Douchechristian wife I married. Honey, I'm going to go around irrelevantly telling total strangers to 'have a doucheblessed day' all the time, just 'cause I feel so doucheblessed to be your douchehusband. Praise Douchegod!"

by ignorethesefourwords November 13, 2012

douchefaucet

a douchebag-like person, basically a douchebag from Northern New York State who does something to either piss you off or cause you hardship. An alternative to douchebag in the North Country.

Man, you know Travis, he was being a douchebag, but the real asswipe of the group was that mustached, douchefaucet Frank with his prick facial hair. He looked as much of an asshole as he acted.

by Ry@n February 15, 2008

Doucheality

(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.

"Dude - you're not going to pick up my tab? Man...your doucheality is really showing..." :)"

by blfb April 28, 2010

Douchefagroballlicker

Well it means that you are a douche ball licking faggot.

Me: You know what you are?
Him: What?
Me: A Douchefagroballlicker.

by I am ME. August 17, 2012

Douchefire

Noun. When a person is caught in between two douchebags having a back and forth conversation.

John got caught in some serious Douchefire at the bar tonight.

by Jim the Sasquatch October 29, 2015

Douchebait

A person (or persons) influencing or personally changing the aroma and/or secretions of the female vagina. Forcing the female to participate in a vaginal cleaning otherwise know as douching!

"God Lori, I had sex with John last night and now my pussy stinks! I am never sleeping with that Douchebait again!"

by Melissa & Phoebe December 21, 2005