douchenozzle

1. A fucking nozzle for a douche bag.
2. A hipster

Look at that hipster over there. He's such a douchenozzle.

by SirCheeks July 20, 2012

Douchebagologist

The career occupation of douchebags united.

Your the most famous Douchebagologist, in the history of douchebagatry.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

douchecanoe

Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.

1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."

by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012

douchenoob

the best and greatest of all insults

coined: Morgan Merlin Miller

p1:you faggot
p2:you douchenoob!
p1:.......

by tranoobs45 October 8, 2011

doucheagogue

A portmanteau of demagogue and douche, meaning a rant, speech, or any sound from a douche which resembles an ill-fated, weak systematic argument.

I had to listen to Steve's doucheagogue for an hour about how he's fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage.

by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012

Doucheaholics

All the assholes who keep posting political definitions of Urban Dictionary

Person 1: damn 75% of Urban Dictionary in the last months is about Trump or Hilary
Person 2: Serious doucheaholics posting that stuff

by SkankHunt42.0 February 9, 2017

Douchenozzle

An extension of the word "douche bag" that adds more meaning and severity to its meaning. Can also mean "jackass." Most used by Ray when he gets pissed at his football team.

"You Douchnozzle!"
"If I say the play is on 'Douchenozzle,' WE ARE GOING ON 'DOUCHENOZZLE' YOU DOUCHENOZZLES!

by Jack squared September 25, 2017