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ultimate douchebaggery

adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.

see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!

Ashley: WTF!

Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
by ae123456 September 14, 2009
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douchebaggery

Performing multiple acts (more than two) that would qualify one as a douchebag.
Wow, that was quite a display of douchebaggery last night by Mortimer, wasn't it?
by ak67 January 20, 2009
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Trifecta of Douchebaggery

Is when a person owns all of these items: iPhone, Apple computer and a Volkswagen.

Someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the Trifecta is at their core a douche bag.
People who own all three have completed the Trifecta of Douchebaggery and while in possession of all 3 items will forever be a total douche.
by joshuascreename June 26, 2010
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douchebaggery in the 3rd degree

This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye

Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
*No adequate, all-encompassing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. By now, you'll know who they are.
by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015
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target douchebaggery

an affect of douchebaggery, such like coneing and planking.

when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??

Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.

Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
by happyhappyfunfun July 24, 2011
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unnecessary douchebaggery

An unwarranted action by someone who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, that has surpassed the level of jerk and asshole and borders on motherfucker
He called out of the blue, made plans, never followed through, then vanished as quickly as he appeared.

She showed interest and really talked the talk, then her actions showed she was full of bullshit.
These acts are great examples of total unnecessary douchebaggery.
by The Misfitz April 21, 2017
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Douchebaggery

To commit an act(s) that is/are indicative of a douchebag.
Mitchell picked out and ate all the fucking sausage in the sausage and vegetable mix... Leaving only vegetables. A complete act of douchebaggery!
by @rustyshackleford February 17, 2015
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