DOOT

I've always known the word 'doot' to mean the television remote, but it seems it means shit.

Hey Jenny pass the doot!

or as it seems to be now...

Hey Jenny pass the shit!

by James Parkins May 2, 2006

Doots

A small portion of fecal matter shaped into a small sphere about the size of a pebble. Usually produced by Rabits, or rodents of equal size and/or animals with the capability of producing such an object.

Damn Jim, your rabbit's cage is filled to the bring with doots, you should clean it.

by Andrew Hoch May 3, 2005

doot

A walk with no real aim or direction

Hey, we're headed for a doot about town, fancy coming?

by Ally151085 April 1, 2007

Dooting

Crude term meaning 'penetration of her vagina or anal penetration'

Are we dooting soon?

by LTD078 July 12, 2018

doot

sometimes used in northern ireland to mean ATM/Cash Machine

He's going to get some money from the 'doot doot' (in reference to the noise the keypads make when entering the PIN)

by lpmd April 14, 2010

doot

I first heard the word doot on the comedy show, Drawn Together. It's a very crude way of saying a piece of solid excretion..or a turd.

"Now who's gonna open the door while I doot on the pizza? Huh?"
- Pig

by - May 13, 2005

doot

A redneck's little, usually smelly penis.

Redneck: "What're ya doin' bitch!? Get over here and suck my doot!!"

by stenchtrench02 March 16, 2008