sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."

This movie sucks donkey dick.

by TomD1969 January 12, 2011

doinked

Used as an adjective to describe being really high off of a doink (joint).

Greg: Hey man, do you wanna go get doinked?
Joaquin: Hell yeah I’ll roll one up!

by Doinked Amish April 24, 2018

Riding the Cotton wool donkey

A term for a woman being on her period.

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."

by gamerouche May 8, 2014

baby donkey

A larger than average penis

What happened with you and Browns mother last night?

We had a couple of drinks and then I hit her with the baby donkey

by Nik da dik February 26, 2018

super mega donkey bitch

when a car passenger has to sit in the trunk because the other seats are all occupied.

passenger 1: shotgun!
passenger 2: not bitch!
passenger 3: not bitch!
passenger 4: fuck i'm bitch. At least im not super mega donkey bitch.
passenger 5: fuck my life

by miaomiaomiao May 28, 2011

Raw Donkey

Giving someone anal without a condom on. It's called Raw Donkey cause you're putting it in the "ass"

Dawg, I went Raw Donkey on that bitch last night!

by Ginger Swagg July 2, 2011

Donk Around

1) To engage in an activity casually or in a nonserious manner.

2) To be content pursuing a skill or hobby as a novice or without a great deal of committment.

"Are you any good at tennis?"
"Not really; I just go out there and donk around."

"My old jetski is no good for tricks, but it's fun to just donk around on."

"I don't really need a faster computer. I just donk around on it."

by Juliet Castro September 9, 2008