doofimizm

1) A stupid phrase or non-existant word which commonly dribbles out of the mouth of a typical moron, thus proving how stupid they really are. (See nuculer or misunderestimated)

George Bush II has committed many a doofimizm and only a comlplete idiot or a Republican would deny that he is a total moron. (Sorry, I guess "comlplete idiot" and "Republican" are redundant terms.)

by JOE August 27, 2003

Doozin

Verb. The act of "doozin" (abbreveation of "dood cruzin") is when a homosexual male or group of males go out looking for another homosexual male or group of males. The words "dude" and "cruising" are changed to "dood" and "cruzin" to show homosexual intentions.

I'm about to put on my short shorts and tight purple shirt and go doozin at the gym.

I can't wait to go doozin in my new red convertible!

by TheJambone May 30, 2013

doodin

The same as "doing" but with dood!

Used as "Doodin'"

Marc says:
hey dood
amber marie. says:
yo dood
Marc says:
how ya doodin?
amber marie. says:
ha, good
amber marie. says:
how you doodin'
Marc says:
im doodin it! lol

by Marc Bishop April 15, 2008

doofkin

A marijuana cigarette with 80% marijuana 20% tobacco. Commonly referred to as a more euro doobie.

Twist up a tasty doofkin.

by Chris Grenier March 1, 2008

doofitis

The condition when the memory of a doofus is cloudy due to inflammation caused from stupidity

AJ- "I wasn't positive.. my memory is a lil cloudy."

Jacqui- "Cloudy from what?? Doofitis?"

by doofitis January 14, 2011

Doofenpoopytits

The combination of the words doof, poopy, and tits. Generally has a odd way of making people laugh. Also can be used as a pun or insult.

"Hey____." "Ya?" "Doofenpoopytits." "haha! LOLCATS!" or "ARG!!! Your such a doofenpoopytit!!!"

by beefjerkylolcats October 14, 2011

Doolinhiemer

When you get drunk and have an unfortunate incident due to incapacitation.

I had a drunken Doolinhiemer last night. "What did you do?" I accidentally busted my head open on my 55 inch flat screen TV.

by Akristocrat May 3, 2014