donkey

Can be used as a Verb, adj, noun, and much much more.

examples: He was donkeying around.
What's up Donkey?
Donkey, Donkey, Donkey.
That guy is a fucking donkey.
Fuck that donkey fucker.

He was donkeying arou What's up Donkey?
Donkey, Donkey, Donkey.
That guy is a fucking donkey.
Fuck that donkey fucker.

by Steve September 11, 2003

donkey

(noun)

1. A business venture which one spends vast amounts of money on, and recieves no returns from it.
2. An object or item which one spends a lot of money on, especially if the item or object does not serve its purpose correctly.

1. "Ron poured 40 grand into a donkey of his and now he's crying poor."
2.
"I bought this 16 inch thermo-fan for my Datsun but it doesn't fit. I think it's a donkey."
"What did it cost you?"
"Not willing to tell."

by Cabji September 27, 2003

donkey

A fictional creature. Usually grey and slow.
They don't actually don't exist!

I had a dream I was riding a donkey. It was pretty dull

by amcoolasferk. January 12, 2011

donkey

a term used to describe an inept staffer to an ineffective Congressman or Representative.

Those donkeys in Filner's office wouldn't know a Resolution from Shinola.

by Alfonz B. Man May 30, 2006

donkey

something or someone that is big and goofy-looking.

"yo man that teachers hair looks like it just came out of a tornado. soo0o0o donkey."
"haha that shiit is so donkeyed out, the apple looks like oprahs saggy ass AND its blue"

by michael oslon March 1, 2007

donkey

A term of identification used for anoyone who can closely imitate the stunned demeanor that donkey kong takes when he receives a serious blow to the head. This shortened form is more easily said in conversation than "donkey kong". D.K. is just too cool to be considered for such a person. Also, it carries connotations of Shrek's sidekick.

Josh Good is donkey. Call him that when you see him on Lycoming Campus and elsewhere.

by shorky May 13, 2005

donkey

Poopy

What the heck is up with my donkey hole?

by Smac August 12, 2003