let the door be the bell

An expression used by incarcerated folks referring to waiting for the cell door to slam before taking off on one another.

You lie in wait, thinking “let the door be the bell,” to pulverize your cellie because he won’t show you his papers.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Peanut butter on the doorbell trick

Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.

"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"

by Klownrad December 4, 2020

the door test

From Chazz Palmentieri's "A Bronx Tale":

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."

"Just like that?"

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Julies a keeper, she passed the door test.

by schmex May 18, 2005

sock on door knob

Means we're fucking don't come in.

Tod is I'm there.
No don't go in there is a sock on door knob.
Oh ok tod is getting a little lucky.

by fitzy_2v May 30, 2016

serotonin donor

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.

"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."

"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."

by MBA08 March 3, 2007

all-american boy next door

The American boy that fights off bullies, gets Valedictorian, and gets voted Student Body President.

After he fought off the bully, he started to look like an All-American Boy Next Door kinda guy.

by MMintGum April 11, 2017