by nathan November 14, 2003
Get the dirtbox mug.An individual who is not capable of respectfully participating in any common aspect of society including/but not limited to: hygiene, intelligence, fitness, appearance, style, speech, sexual relations, means of transportation, housing, and familial obligations. They get their clothes from school lost and founds and go to costco to eat the free samples for dinner. In the eyes of society this person is about as useful as a bag of dirt, they can be used to fill up holes in the ground and thats about it. Nobody wants a dirtbag in their house because they will soil all the carpet and then try to eat the shit out of the catbox.
Dude, get this dirtbag out of my house! He is making the air contaminated.
Dylan: Hey man, can Joey come to the party?
Cameron: No way dude, that kid is a dirtbag. He always shows up smellin' like low tide at the bay, and always tries to steal my clothes and eat my cats shit!!
Dylan: Hey man, can Joey come to the party?
Cameron: No way dude, that kid is a dirtbag. He always shows up smellin' like low tide at the bay, and always tries to steal my clothes and eat my cats shit!!
by c.harris November 15, 2011
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A sex position where a man, lying on his back, grabs a woman by the pigtails and presses her face against his asshole and lets loose his bowels.
by mattyferocious April 7, 2010
Get the Sloppy Dirtbike mug.One who pirates a satellite signal by using an illegitimate subscriber card. The Satellite Dirtbag orders porn, Pay Per View and other expensive packages which are charged to someone elses account. This brand of dirtbag typically has an immense beer-belly and masturbates frequently to pornography of increasing abstractness. He is also totally oblivious to the fact that he is a dirtbag.
-Yo, i just got Playboy, Spice, and HotNet with my satellite cheater card!
-Dude, you're such a Satellite Dirtbag.
-No!
-Yeah man, you are.
-Really?
-Yeah.
-Oh, okay.
-Dude, you're such a Satellite Dirtbag.
-No!
-Yeah man, you are.
-Really?
-Yeah.
-Oh, okay.
by D-Flex May 15, 2004
Get the Satellite Dirtbag mug.A slang used in the United States Army to describe a soldier whose performance is lacking. Dirtbag is typically used to describe a soldier with long term performance issues, whereas similar US Army slang, such as "Ate up" and "Soup sandwich" are used in the short term. All soldiers have at one time or another been designated as "Ate up" or "Soup Sandwich," but only those with significant long term problems are labelled as being dirtbags.
by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004
Get the dirtbag mug.A guy who has no standards when it comes to women. He will fuck anything that breathes, and it won't faze him one bit the morning after. He is also an alcoholic,and cigarette/drug addict, or recovering drug addict, who never went to college. Most likely does manual labor work and spends more than he earns. A real filthy, poverty-licking, ugly, just nasty motherfucker.
by ladies man12433 April 14, 2009
Get the Dirtbag mug.Dirtbag is a stile commonly known from the 80's. a style which included listening to metal, rock or acid music(bands include likes of Iron Maiden, Led Zepplin, George Thorogood, Pink Floyd) most dirtbags would(although commonly exist in todays society)be caught with a cigarette or some sort of drug that is illegal by todays standerds. Clothes of dirtbags are usually an 80's or 70's band shirt(commonly Iron Maiden, or Metallica ride the lightning and master of puppets shirt)ripped and/or bleached tight blue jeans and for guys long hair(usually about shoulder length)hats would/ are usually worn and are usually black or represent a band and are often faded by choice.
dirtbags are often missunderstood and are thought to only exist to cause havoc. But thats only half of what we do. Dirtbags are genually nice people and do not cause problems unless we are really bored or you start something.
The dirtbag style can be seen in todays modern metal and rock and its followers.
Those who are true to it have stuck to its roots and are heavy into the 80's style.
dirtbags are often missunderstood and are thought to only exist to cause havoc. But thats only half of what we do. Dirtbags are genually nice people and do not cause problems unless we are really bored or you start something.
The dirtbag style can be seen in todays modern metal and rock and its followers.
Those who are true to it have stuck to its roots and are heavy into the 80's style.
I'm a true dirtbag.
Dirtbags will never die.
I'm a 80's dirtbag, braught up in a 90's and 2000 world
Dirtbags will never die.
I'm a 80's dirtbag, braught up in a 90's and 2000 world
by SHAD-OH! July 15, 2006
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