disouled

when all of a sudden your soul gets the hell out of your body leaving you in a off state.

when Peter got hit by the tall dude he got "disouled "

by yung frank April 18, 2023

Dishlexia

When you can't figure out where the dishes go.
Someone who puts dirty dishes in the sink rather the dishwasher

Why are these rotting dishes sitting in the sink, do you have dishlexia?

by One Potatie May 23, 2023

Disgull

Cool, Awesome, Tubular

“Yo, It would be really disgull of you if you would let me borrow 5$”
“Sure”

by ExiledParrot26 June 29, 2023

Dishgleam

"Dishgleam" It combines "dish" with a sense of cleanliness and "gleam" to suggest a shiny, sparkling result. This word could represent the satisfaction and shine associated with successfully running the dishwasher.

Connor had ran the dishwasher and there was lots of dishgleam!

by PJHUTTY16 January 2, 2024

Dishlexia

To slowly or to be unable to distinguish between different types of cutlery or kitchen utensils.
To confuse the order of cutlery or be confused by the different shapes of the shiny metal things used in the Kitchen in the kitchen draw or especially the dishwasher
Much confusion caused when looking at the cutlery tray in the dishwasher and unable to load without mixing cutlery to make unloading easy
To disregard all requests of correct loading and abide to dishwasher etiquette

It looks like he stands the other side of the kitchen and throws everything at the dishwasher washer hoping it all falls into place either that or he doesn't care or he suffers from dishlexia

by Bigthinker1 March 24, 2024

Dishcloth nazi

Antisemitic white person culturally appropriating a Palestinian keffiyeh scarf

A: "Why do dishcloth nazis always seem to be incorrigible maskurbators?"
B: "Because they're abject cringing cowards who don't want their mummies and daddies to find out that they support rapists and torturers.

by Old Phardt May 10, 2024

dishcleaning

This has nothing to do with dishes, but dish - gossip. This is the task when someone makes the effort to clean up total bullshit gossip to help other people. It's a generous act that should be rewarded with a pint of stout or a neat Whiskey.

Wendy: "OMG! Did you hear about Denise? I heard she gave it up to Belinda and Brad at the same time! She's a slut!"
Andrea: "Uhhh. That didn't happen at all. I won't ask where you got that shit from. Denise is in Canada all summer."
Wendy: "LOL! I guess I heard it wrong. You're the 7th person I've told. Oh well. I'll let it ride."
Andrea: "No, bitch! Get to dishcleaning! And start now! Or I'll tell everyone you jacked off your dog! Which is true!!"

by von groovy September 5, 2024