ding-dong shit

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.

I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.

by joeseph:D August 28, 2010

ding dong scrumpins

Fuckin'

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins

by moobler March 19, 2021

Ding-Dong Sing Along

When two or more women perform oral sex on one man.

"Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said "Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!"

by RichardSlinger April 11, 2010

Ding Dong Schlong

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)

Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"

by xWhatDa November 11, 2022

Ding Dong Suck

go door to door & ask boys if they want their dick sucked.

Hey Rachel lets go play ding dong suck

by SexyBaby123456789 June 25, 2010

Ding Dong Shit

The act of taking a shit on one's doorstep ringing the doorbell and running like hell.

"Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!"

by ChrisNeville May 13, 2009

ding dong schlong badong badonkas

the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine

John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night

by adamwaffle June 2, 2021