dingles

(Rhymes with jingle)
Another great word for gettin' some.

Can also be used when tapping your free-swinging dick lightly on her leg/waist/anywhere else, and saying "dingle-dingle-dingle."

He: Hey, baby, I believe it's time for dingles.
She: Yeah, duh! I've been horny since lunch! Let's go!
He: Dingles it is!

OR

He (hunched over her, usually in the missionary, letting his dick touch her a couple times): "Dingle-Dingle-Dingle!"

by Corporal Grumpy June 23, 2006

Dingles

A peculier gentlemen who's view upon carpentry and knitting are almost orgasmic to an extent that a high pitch whistle scream can be heard in the distance. Stay away from this person at all costs. This individuals voice at most times is somewhat murmured typically due to the fact that this person has braces and a protein deficiency.

Run quickly, Dingles are flocking the Home Depot with crochet's and rare egyptian cotten.

by Henry November 20, 2004

Dinglemuffin

N.

An overly sarcastic person (normally a female), though is not at all un-loved or hated, but in fact loved and cherished by those around them.

Dinglemuffin's are often have negative attitudes towards personal outcomes are upcoming events, yet they are often wrong about said events and outcomes of past events.

adj. -dinglemuffinish

Person 1: "I love masculine men!"

Dinglemuffin: "oh yes, because your boyfriends sooooo masculine."

Person: " Oh HAHAHA you are one funny dinglemuffin.

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Dinglemuffin: "I BET YOU FAILED MY HISTORY TEST!"

Person 1: "Oh shut up, you did fine."

20 min. later

Dinglemuffin: " I GOT 100 ON MY TEST!"

by carogray13 November 30, 2009

Dinglebiscuit

The act of dislodging a dingleberry from one's own anus, by way of flatulence

I had realized earlier in the day that I was sporting a dingleberry, but after releasing an immense amount of gaseous toxins from my buttocks, it metamorphosized into quite the dinglebiscuit.

by TheBabyJesus March 18, 2014

Dinglenut

When you leave a dingleberry alone for too long and it crusts up and dries out in your ass hair. If a dingleberry is a fruit, this is a nut. Also applied to animals.

"I had to pull out my ass hair because it was riddled with itchy dinglenuts... FML"

by certainly_not_an_arsonist June 3, 2023

dillepus

A pus that likes to inquire about the dille.

Cat: What the dille yo?

by Peter McWhopper January 14, 2004

dinglepuffer

Those who can make you bust up with one glance. They are commonly spotted in groups of two. They are very very VERY rare. Good luck finding these unique creatures. But if you are lucky enough to interact with one, you will be enchanted by their magical beauty, but won't understand their craziness. Yet once you meet them, once you get past their oddness, You will never ever forget them. :)

"I feel the urge to dance with that dinglepuffer."

"Human's suck, I want to be a dinglepuffer."

by a nut February 4, 2010