certainly_not_an_arsonist's definitions

Dinglenut

When you leave a dingleberry alone for too long and it crusts up and dries out in your ass hair. If a dingleberry is a fruit, this is a nut. Also applied to animals.

"I had to pull out my ass hair because it was riddled with itchy dinglenuts... FML"

by certainly_not_an_arsonist June 3, 2023