dialing the pink telephone

female masturbation

my wife was always dialing the pink telephone, citing my shortcomings

by bungcork June 15, 2009

Dipalipalitus

A fake disease or sickness contracted by children when they have to do things that they don’t want to do. It usually is contracted prior to school or just before going to visit relatives. There is no known cure other then parental pushing or deal making.

Son: Dad, I dont think I can go to school today. My stomach is realy upset and I have a headache and I think my pancreas is about to explode.

Dad: Get your but to school you just have Dipalipalitus.

by Darth Dad November 28, 2012

danali

a beautiful amazing person who will always be there for you even when they are at there lowest

did u see danali today she looks pretty

by cooliofoolio December 7, 2020

Shit Dialing

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

dingaling junction

The place betwix the dingaling and the ball sac

Dingaling junction is great tasting and never lets you down.

by jasmine February 12, 2004

dinglish

The use of Mixed Metaphors, spoken especially in haste and when under extreme pressure.

Also known as "Dinglisms" in some cultures.

Dinglish 1 - "You're like a bull in a sweet shop"
Dinglish 2 - "It's not rocket surgery"
Dinglish 3 - "It's just another quiver in the Salesman's armour"

by The Spermanator September 20, 2006

Dinklip

The small, unexplained dribble that comes out of the side of your mouth while taking a drink. Most commonly occurs while drinking beer.

"Dude! Jimmy got a total dinklip while slamming that beer!"

by sithgrl420 December 18, 2009