disconfuckulated

confused and just a tad angry

After the party Brad woke up in the shower naked with a vacuum, a jar of peanut butter and the family Pit Bull making him feel completely disconfuckulated.

by dike muffey July 28, 2003

disconfirm

Demonstrate (something) to be untrue, especially if considered uncertain; falsify.

The Dude: "Why me, man?"
Brandt: "He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion."

by CartoonChess October 16, 2008

disconsnackted

When progress has been halted due to a system crash or disconnection and results in multiple coworkers taking a snack break to share frustrations and bond.

Looks like the whole art team has been disconsnackted too. Shall we join them?

by paladin sword April 26, 2009

disconnectivity

The quality or condition of being disconnected from technology.

Though he loved his computer, he no longer feared disconnectivity.

by Pat Pinola August 3, 2009

Disconnxy

Any Node System whether biological or not (Nations, the Internet, your family) which experiences intermittent communication failures for no apparent reason which usually results in some stack overflowing (diplomacy leading to war, some random git push faceplanting Facebook, Day-after-Thanksgiving-Breakfast-When-Even-The-Cat-Is-Hungover-and-Sis-Slips-And-Drops-A-Whole-Stack-Of-Pancakes-Right-Into-The-Trash-And-Everyone-Says-Aww-But-No-One-Really-Wants-To-Say-It-Sucks-This-Is-The-Only-Way-To-Get-Through-A-#MFing-Holiday-But-There-You-Go-At-Least-We-Arent-The-Crackheads-Next-Door-Nice-Enough-People-But-They-Tend-To-Follow-You-Around-But-I-Digress-Oh-Right-I-Think-I-Made-My-Point-About-How-Everyones-Family-Is-Crazy-I-Just-Made-That-Example-Up-But-Some-Of-You-Were-Like-Well-Yeah) somewhere.

Damn, wasn't the definition enough? Fine, the word is 'Disconnxy' give me this one y'all on effort alone?

by leftiger March 14, 2019

DisConfuberate

DisConfuberate-means you don’t have your SHIT together!!

I was DisConfuberated in the morning.

by Jill Grace April 24, 2019

Linguistic dissonance

Language, as with many forms of complex communication, is linear. Its use and context establish tone (the attitude in which the author conveys), with the logical expectation of consistent perpetuation. When one exhibits an unanticipated deviation from the aforementioned parameters, such that its register, dialect, and/or vocabulary is at a significant distance from that previously employed, its effect can best be described as being "totally fucking weird"

This is also known as being "sophisticated as hell"; however, linguistics prefer to call it "linguistic dissonance".

"In the immortal words of Ayn Rand, STFU n00b." ~ A common variation of the sort of linguistic dissonance that one becomes acquainted with when "debating" on 4chan.

by Ἀπολλύων October 21, 2016