Dickstance

Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.

Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.

by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010

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dickstance

the distance kept away from a fellow man to have a conversation without appearing gay or awkward. normal length 1.5 feet.

Chris: hey Gio, let me tell you something
Gio: alright bro, but keep your dickstance

by Dcoh January 1, 2011

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dickstick

a cheesedick male who enjoys riding the dickstick aka longboard.

look at these two homos riding their fucking dickstickswith flip flops and they actually feel cool, like they are surfing or some shit.

by tylerzz July 20, 2006

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When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.

"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me

by r0tc0d February 19, 2007

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dicksand

When a woman finds her self in a relationship only for the great sex she is caught in dicksand

Jenna really doesn't like this guy but she says the sex is amazing and cant stop seeing him because it's the best sex of her life. Yea but he is such a lowlife how can she put up with him? She is caught in dicksand.

by word jockey June 8, 2016

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