Dickspacer

Same meaning as cockblocker. Person making a negative influence on you're chance getting a bitch.

I am trying to rizz up a girl but sebastian is such a dickspacer!

by Cmfnrs March 29, 2023

Poseidon's dickslap

Giving a dickslap with a sweaty dick covered with semen.

John gave Bernadette a Poseidon's dickslap after having sexual intercourse.

by Poseidon 5000 October 24, 2018

pay and display

When a girl in a photo or out and about has a lot of cleavage on show.

Jeez look at her bloody pay and display

by Blancmange(patto) March 6, 2019

The worst display of thottery

The act of a girl flirting with another man in front of the one she just broke up with

Emma Pfantz just committed the worst display of thottery the other day.

by Comrade Running Bear June 23, 2019

dicksplosion

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.

As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.

by CoolBeansDude August 12, 2008

The page cannot be displayed

Something that comes up on your internet browser when either your Internet Service Provider is being a Twat, You aren't connected to the internet, or if the web page really isn't there any more.

Something that keeps coming up on my computer. It annoys me so much that I nearly once smashed my moniter up

by Glittery Goddess May 9, 2004

dickplay

Essentially halfway to first base, dickplay is when a female plays with, twiddles, or generally makes physical contact with a penis without actually making the effort to engage in a handjob or oral sex.

Duncan: Hey Frankie, I heard you hooked up with Sophia last night. Did you get laid?

Frankie: Ugh...nope.

Duncan: Head? Handjob?

Frankie: (shakes head disappointingly)

Duncan: Well...anything?

Frankie: Nothing, besides some brief dickplay...such a tease.

by French Character December 4, 2011