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dickshare

When a man tries to get you into bed with an elaborate timeshare like sales pitch of his wealth and status.
He flashes his platinum American Express card and showed me pictures of the house he is building on the beach, trying to get me to go back to his place. It was like a dickshare presentation.
by Clever girl 1124 June 14, 2015
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dickshake

dickshake - the act of a female repeatedly shaking ones dick until a cum extravaganza occurs, resulting in a delicous, nutritious snack for the female. A dickshake can be drank from a cup, mug, or straight into ones mouth. If a dickshake is chunky, one may need to get tested for scrumpious diseases.
This dickshake is not only fufilling but appears to come with chunks of chocolate!
by Stephenz A August 24, 2008
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Dickshake

The act of putting your dick into a blender with some milk and ice cream and then drinking it.
Dude, I kidnapped an orphan and made a chocolate dickshake with him last night, it was delicious.
by Warpig 88 April 18, 2010
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Dickslap

Sabrina:
Jared thinks that we get "french" benefits.
Taylor:
What a dickslap. He also thinks that the "cafeteria plan" means free food.
Ernestine:
What a major dickslap!
by Mary Kaye April 21, 2008
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dickslap

To dress down, or otherwise verbally scold.

Derived from the act of slapping one's phallus across the face of another in order to humiliate.
"They've violated the terms of our contract, perhaps a little dickslap is in order"
by OKI'llgobacktoworknow September 27, 2004
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Dickslice

An insult applying to a guy that is a dick, but because of being kicked in the crotch a lot when they were a child, etc...The "Slice" part is because of it being damaged, resulting in immature rage.
Jimmy: "Did you see what Daren said to me back there?!!"
Charlie: "Yeah, he's a classic Dickslice."
by HelloPity September 2, 2013
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dickalate

The physical act of a man having totally dominating and animalistic sexual intercourse with an attractive woman.
"Dude, get that girl drunk, take her home, and dickalate her!"
by Megatronnn February 4, 2010
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